top4喷饭电话留言~~

(一)
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya.We can't pick up the phone right now,because we're doing something we really enjoy.Sonya likes doing it up and　down,and I like doing it left to right...real slowly.So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth
we'll get back to you.
你打来吉姆和珊雅家了!我们现在没办法接听电话,因为我们正在做我们爱做的事.珊雅喜欢上下做,而我喜欢左右做... 要慢慢做.所以请留下你要说的话,当我们刷牙刷好后, 我们就会回call给你啰!

(二)
Hi, this is John.
If you are the phone company,　I've already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If　you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
嗨! 我是约翰!
如果你是电话公司, 那我已经把钱交了!
如果你是我老爸或老妈, 请把钱寄过来~~
如果你是我的债主 (资金援助机构), 你借我的钱还不够~~
如果你是我的朋友, 你还欠我钱!
如果你是女的, 别担心! 我有很多钱喔~~

(三)
Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don'like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
嗨! 我可能在家, 我只是在躲某些我不喜欢的人.
把话留给我, 假如你没收到我的回call, 那我躲的就是你...

(四)
Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent.
Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
请留下你要说的话. 但是, 你有保持缄默的权利!
所有你所说的话将被录音并且被我们使用!
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