Little boy: I’m so good that I can play without using my hands.
2. Kitty:Why are you taking that ruler to bed with you?
John: So I can see how long I sleep.
3. A first-grade teacher was reading the story about Chicken Little to her class. She got to the part when Chicken Little says to the farmer, “The sky is falling!”
Teacher: Lily, what do you think the farmer will say?
Lily:I think the farmer will say, “Wow! That chicken is talking! ”作者: k!tty k!tty 时间: 2006-8-20 12:04
