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daniel 发表于 2004-6-4 13:36

----- 关于猪大肠的问题......

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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">吃猪大肠的时候要咬久一点、嚼碎一点</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN>


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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">因为猪大肠不容易消化</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN>


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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你知道为什么猪大肠不容易消化吗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">?<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN>


<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">「不知道。」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN>


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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">「因为人的消化器官除了胃之外，还有大肠。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN>


<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">如果你吃下去的猪大肠没有被你的牙齿咬烂，就会被『你自己的大肠』认出来『它』也是大肠，你的大肠就会对『它』说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN>


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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">『耶，你也是大肠嘛！』</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN>


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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">然后没被咬烂的猪大肠就会对你的大肠说：『对呀，我也是大肠！』</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN>


<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">于是，你的大肠就会在『同类不相残』的心理状态下说：『既然你也是大肠，那就放你一马吧。』</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN>


<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">然后，所谓的消化不良就发生了。」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN>


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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">「所以，我们在吃猪大肠的时候，一定要咬久一点、嚼碎一点，让它烂让我们的大肠认不出来，才会消化。」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN>


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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">以上是一个白痴转给我看的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">...</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">也弄给各位笨蛋看</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">....</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">其实</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">...</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你们并不孤单的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">..........</FONT></SPAN>


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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">哇!好冷喔!冷气开得太大了!</FONT></SPAN>

寂寞╰☆季節 发表于 2004-6-4 16:05

这个还更傻瓜````` 哎, 又是无药可救的一代!``

詷弌﹏個秂 发表于 2004-6-4 16:29

楼主.&gt;你说的那个是什么道理呀..&gt;


听都没听过.&gt;

daniel 发表于 2004-6-4 16:49

就是这个笑话不好笑咯!


不好笑就叫做冷笑话! XD


       

羽磷魑 发表于 2004-6-4 20:12

我还看不懂哩

奔跑 发表于 2004-6-7 18:07

我把原文發給了我朋友看``她說我神經病~

冰あ蓝色 发表于 2004-6-7 21:18

暈..誰叫妳自己無聊啊

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