[日积月累]使别人苦恼的方法
1.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.不间断地唱《蝙蝠人》的主题曲。
2.Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of″Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip…″.
学会莫尔斯电码,在公共场所和朋友们用莫尔斯电码交谈：”哔哔哔哔哔……“
3.Speak only in a″robot″ voice.
只用机器人的腔调说话。
4.Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will″swipe yourgrub″.
在用餐前大舔特舔你的食物,并宣布这样就没人会“偷”吃了。
5.Leave the copy machine set to reduce200％,extra dark,99copies.
将复印机的工作状态设置为：缩小200％、加黑、复印99份。
[em19] 6.Sniffle incessantly.
不停地吸鼻子。
7.Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
一直将你车上的转弯指示灯开着,直到走完50公里。
8.Reply to everything someone says with″that＇s what YOU think.″
别人每说完一件事,你就说：“那只是你的想法。”
9.Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for″violating your airspace″.
宣布你的公寓是一个独立的国家,并指控你楼上的邻居“侵犯了你的领空”。
10.Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
缓慢地跟着某人,并向他接触过的每件东西喷洒来沙尔牌消毒剂。
11.Practice making fax and modem noises.
练习使传真机和调制解调器发出噪音。
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