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QI 发表于 2006-8-19 23:00

Fun

1. Little girl: Are you a good soccer player?

   Little boy: I’m so good that I can play without using my hands.

2. Kitty:Why are you taking that ruler to bed with you?

   John: So I can see how long I sleep.

3. A first-grade teacher was reading the story about Chicken Little to her class. She got to the part when Chicken Little says to the farmer, “The sky is falling!”

   Teacher: Lily, what do you think the farmer  will say?

   Lily:I think the farmer will say, “Wow! That chicken is talking! ”

k!tty k!tty 发表于 2006-8-20 12:04

哈哈~~~~~

KITTY也客串演出喇~~@@

QI 发表于 2006-8-21 17:20

呵呵........

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